i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
this hospital has no fireball
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
