And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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