i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
