why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i love accidental penises.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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