yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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