I accidentally had phone sex last night
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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