let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You took a bar mat shot.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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