He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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