i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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