i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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