well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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