yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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