Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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