I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
