I'm going to jail i love you
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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