It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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