you're like a bully in the Christmas story
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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