Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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