Kiss
Puke
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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