if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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