i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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