You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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