first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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