Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
