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(469): View more from Texas

just do it

(1-469): View more from Texas

fine only cuz shes asian

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"

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(917): View more from New York City

Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.

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(903): View more from Texas

Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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(678): View more from Georgia

Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?

(803): View more from South Carolina

Fuck you for even being able to ask that question

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