She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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