i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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