And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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