I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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