my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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