So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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