I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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