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(201): View more from New Jersey

remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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We're no longer friends.

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(404): View more from Georgia

We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.

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(631): View more from New York

It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.

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