It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
