Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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