Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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