I skipped work to stalk him.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
