If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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