Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
someone get that fucking seahorse.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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