make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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