So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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