Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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