Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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