Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
