the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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