Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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