yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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