Where is the hickey?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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