She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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