Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
